WHAT MAKES CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS TICK?

A conspiracy theory is the belief that a plot by powerful people or an organization is working to accomplish a sinister goal—the truth of its existence secretly held from the public. Conspiracy theorists see authorities—governments, corporations, and wealthy people—as fundamentally deceptive and corrupt. Their distrust of official narratives runs so deep that they connect dots of random events into what they believe make meaningful patterns, despite overwhelming conflicting evidence, or absence of supporting evidence, to their conclusions. Aside from a lack of reason and common sense, what makes crazy conspiracy theorists tick?

First, let’s look at what Time Magazine identified as the prominent conspiracy theories believed by the American public. These were identified in a recent poll, and I’m not kidding you. Some people actually swallow these kooky concoctions.

From lowest to highest percentage, they are:

10. The Reptile Elite — Among us are flesh-eating, blood-drinking, shapeshifting, extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids bent on enslaving the human race. The British Royals and the Bush family are part of the group, as was Margaret Thatcher.

9. The CIA and AIDS — Thinking is that the Central Intelligence Agency was out to destroy homosexuals and blacks, so they invented the deadly HIV virus and injected it in place of hepatitis vaccinations.

8. Holocaust Revisionism — Most deniers accept that the internment camps existed but claim the numbers of people murdered are greatly exaggerated. General Eisenhower saw this coming when he forced hundreds of civilian witnesses to tour the camps and bear the truth to the world.

7. Jesus and Mary Magdalene — These folks claim Jesus and Mary Magdalene were a married couple, but Jesus occasionally shared her with his disciple, Peter. They attribute this to the Gnostic Gospels which were discovered in 1945 and claim it’s being covered up by the Vatican. Mainstream scholars dismiss as the Gnostic Gospels as even being authentic.

6. The Moon Landings Were Faked — According to this crowd, none of the Apollo missions happened. They were filmed on a Hollywood lot, or possibly at area 51. Watch this priceless clip of Buzz Aldrin punching conspiracy theorist Bart Sibrel in the face. Click Here

5. Secret Societies Rule the World — If you’re a member of the global elite, then you’d already know this. And you might belong to one or more of many groups; the Illuminati, Freemasons, Skull & Bones, Opus Dei, Bilderberg Group, or maybe even have a seat on the Council of Foreign Relationship. Sorry, your Costco card won’t cut it.

4. Paul McCartney is Dead — Supposedly the Beatles covered-up the real Sir Paul’s death in 1966 and an imposter has been in his place ever since. Maybe I’m Amazed, because I saw a recent clip of Paul McCartney in front of tens of thousands at Hyde Park takin’ a swing at Pretty Woman with Bruce Springsteen. If he’s an imposter, he’s some good at it.

3. Area 51 and Aliens — There’s a real Air Force base at Groom Lake, 150 miles north of Las Vegas, where all sorts of black op aircraft are tested. Like most military installations, public access is restricted, but you can get a good look at it on Google Earth. The resolution is excellent, but I couldn’t find any saucer-shaped craft or ET-looking creatures. Oh, right… they keep them inside… or maybe back at Roswell.

2. 9/11 Cover-Up — Apparently 42% of Americans believe the attacks on the New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania were orchestrated by some arm of the U.S. Government. Sad.

1. The JFK Assassination — The mother of conspiracy theories.  Times’ poll reports that only 32% believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. So, two-thirds of Americans truly think their 35th President’s murder is unsolved? How can that be?

Well, it comes down to mindset.

I’m not saying that conspiracies don’t happen—even at a mass scale. The Holocaust was a massive conspiracy to exterminate the Jews. The Nazis totally believed the Jews were a threat to their existence. It was an article of faith within the Third Reich.

9/11 was a monstrous conspiracy—orchestrated by Bin Laden and al-Qaeda. The Russian Revolution was a conspiracy. So was the American Revolution—fifty-six men signed the Declaration of Independence. Nixon conspired to hide Watergate. Abraham Lincoln was murdered through a conspiracy. So was Julius Caesar. Don’t forget Stalin, the Mexican Drug Cartels, and Scientology. And don’t get me going on Klaus Schwab with his Fourth Industrial Revolution, Davos, and the World Economic Forum.

If some conspiracies are true, then how do you determine which ones are false? The more these characteristics apply, the more likely the theory is wrong:

  • “Proof” of the conspiracy emerges through dot-connecting without any hard, physical evidence.
  • Execution requires large and complex elements.
  • The agents require nearly super-human powers.
  • Everyone maintains secrecy.
  • There is a grandiose ambition for control.
  • The plot ratchets from small to large events.
  • Everything has a sinister overtone.
  • Facts and speculation are mingled without assigning degrees of probability.
  • The theorist is extremely suspicious of authority—government and private.
  • The theorist refuses to consider alternative explanations, seeking only confirmation of the theory.

I understand the mindset of real conspirators. It’s all about money, power, and/or self-preservation. But what about the tin-foil hat crowd?

In American Conspiracy Theories, political scientists Joseph Uscinski and Joseph Parent conducted an “extensive empirical study” on the subject and found: Conspiracy Theorists are often caricatured as a small demographic composed primarily of middle-aged white male internet enthusiasts who live in their mother’s basements—but that’s wrong. Conspiracy theories permeate all parts of society and cut across age, gender, race, income, political affiliation, educational level, and occupational status.

What gives? How does a cross-section of should-be normal people get so distorted in their thoughts and believe in really weird things?

Quassim Cassam, who published a peer-reviewed paper title Conspiracy Theories, is a professor of philosophy at the University of Warwick. He’s embarking on a study on why people believe in outlandish theories. Part of this work is to answer why people get pushed to extremes like joining ISIS.

Professor Cassam says: It seems to be because of the kind of thinker they are, or to put it bluntly, because there’s something wrong with how they think. It’s the peculiarities of their intellectual constitution—in a word, their intellectual character. It’s what social psychologists call a conspiracy mentality.

Cassam goes on: The gullible rarely believe they’re gullible and the closed-minded don’t believe they’re closed-minded. Closed-mindedness is the toughest intellectual vice to tackle because it’s in its very nature to be concealed from those who have it. There’s no reasoning with those kinds of people.

I found an article in Sage Journals where Willem van Prooijen of the University of Amsterdam summed it: Conspiracy theorists tend to have one thing in common—they feel a lack of control over their lives.

Some DyingWords followers know I’m a life-long student of the John F Kennedy Assassination, and I’m completely satisfied beyond all doubt that Lee Harvey Oswald did it—acting alone. Part of my research was checking online chat boards on the JFK forums. Lemme tell you—there are some whacko, nut-jobs out there. One of them made repeated death threats to me via email for calling out BS in the JFK CT department.

I believe there are four reasons why people believe JFK’s murder was a conspiracy. These reasons probably apply to most conspiracy theories and theorists.

1. They don’t have the correct information to understand the case facts.

2. They haven’t got the personal knowledge, or experience, to properly interpret the evidence.

3. They simply want to believe in a conspiracy.

4, They don’t have the mental capacity for critical thought process.

Professor Cassam is right. There’s no reasoning with those kinds of people.

14 thoughts on “WHAT MAKES CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS TICK?

  1. Sue Coletta

    I just read Bruce Willis died. He didn’t. The same conspiracy theorists who claimed The Rock died were behind it. And here I thought everything on the internet was real. LOL 😉

  2. Bill Sinclair

    And, the most successful conspiracy theory in terms of numbers of true and steadfast believers? The New Testament — a contested document by many authors which contends that the son of a humble carpenter (or maybe the son of a God who happened to use the humble carpenter’s wife as a surrogate?) was tortured and finally executed for the crime of ambling around a fringe colony while making people feel good about themselves, curing the sick, turning water into wine, feeding thousands with a few loaves of bread and some fish, and encouraging them to question the status quo. Killed because he was considered a threat to the Roman Empire two thousand years ago. Really? And people still fall for this shit? While at the same time denying the possibility that more recent exemplars — who really did have their hands on the reins of power — were got rid of by disgruntled individuals who acted alone.

    1. Garry Rodgers Post author

      I appreciate you views, Bill. I’m not a Christian by baptism or faith following, but I respect those who hold those views as I respect moderates in all other religions – be them Hindu, Seik, Muslim, Buddhist, Judaism, Confucianism, Jainism, and even the dope-smoking Rastafarians. I’ve never felt organized religion necessary in my life, although I’m spiritual by curiosity and stoic by nature (and necessity). I believe Jesus of Nazareth was a true historical figure. I struggle with the divinity aspect and leave that as a matter of faith. But the message is universal – be tolerant of others, compassionate where necessary, and do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Thanks again for your comment, Bill. You can come on my show anytime. ~Garry

      ps – if you know how to turn water into wine, you’ll be my best friend forever.

  3. George Smith

    Thank you, Sir, for providing a distraction from the ongoing conspiracy to deny another college football championship to the University of Alabama/THE Ohio State University/Notre Dame/”your team here…” 😋

    Crazed or not, some conspiracy theories occasionally make for good reading or watching – regarding the Apollo moon landing “hoax” the film “Capricorn One” comes to mind – and there’s Area 51 warehouse storing the lost ark of the covenant in Indiana Jones (at the end or Raiders and beginning of the ill-advised Crystal Skull) …

    Then there’s the _Six Days of the Condor_ (“Three Days of…” was the Robert Redford movie version), wherein the CIA, doing the Big Brother thing to fiction writers ends up going after their own who stumble upon the secret…
    …and “The China Syndrome”…
    …and “The Andromeda Strain”…

    This seems to be the “post modern” approach to literature and cinema here since the mid-50’s or so… the nefarious practices of those we’re s’posed to trust are really abusing that trust for their own need and greed… and current events seem to feed that to no end…

    Which brings me to my current WIP… I’ve been noodling (yet another) JFK conspiracy novel of my own, with the reveal at the end “exposing” a who was REALLY behind it and why that I’ve not heard before – except from the voices in my head…

    Posting at my own risk… while I still can…

    g

  4. Guy

    What makes for conspiracy theorists?
    Stems from the fact that in the last few years Canadians have lost confidence in the main stream media!!
    When the main media, government owned, paid millions of dollars to obviously report favorably on their masters, or failing to report on anything unfavorable to them.
    Of course it would be unscientific if we were to judge our opinions only on what we believe to be slanted reporting.
    Scientifically, one must search outside the box for multiple diverse opinions. Only then, one usually come to a sensible opinion, notice that I say, “usually”, for quite often one must change his views, on account of new, hopefully more reliable information.
    I am a conspiracy theorist, comes with age, experience and a GOD given gift of logical and
    common sense thinking.
    I should add with a lot of spare time to searce, think and reflect.
    I wonder if with all the new technologies, that maybe people have lost the ability to think and reflect, relying on their Ipads for all the answers???????

    1. Garry Rodgers Post author

      It’s no theory, Guy, that the Canadian mainstream/legacy media has conspired with the current federal government to control government-favorable propaganda to the general public. It’s a fact and one would have to be blind not to see it. About six months ago, Rita and I finally had enough and completely disconnected from the mainstream. No more TV news, no more national newspapers, no more Canadian news magazines. We’re now very selective where we get information – mostly online with a lot of leads coming from our kids who see right through the Canadian media crap. Thanks for your comment and I hope it’s not too cold back there!

  5. Deb Gorman

    Great article, Garry!

    Mel Gibson’s movie, Conspiracy Theory, is one of my faves. I believe this quote is from that movie: In answer to a question by his co-star, Julia Roberts: he says, “Everything is . . .” (A conspiracy)

    Sounds like some of these folks you’re talking about. Good day to you, sir.

  6. Harvey Stanbrough

    As I look at America today, I have to wonder whether the few Germans who spoke up against Hitler pre 1939 were considered conspiracy theorists….

    I advance no theories, but I do wonder how many trials and convictions have resulted from the five straight YEARS of violent rioting, all of which mainstream media reporters, even as buildings and vehicles burned behind them, called “mostly peaceful protests.”

    On the other hand, Congress has spent tens of thousands of dollars investingating, trying, and convicting of “sedition” some of those OathKeepers who were stupid enough to show up at the capitol building on January 6.

    1. Garry Rodgers Post author

      Good point about 1939 Germany, Harvey. Yeah, that January 6th incident was much more like a massive mess than an organized conspiracy to overthrow the government.

      1. Harvey Stanbrough

        No excuse for it. The oathkeepers (I took the same oath and meant/mean it as vehemently), at least those who’ve seen combat, should have recognized the ambush before they walked into it.

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