FAMOUS LAST WORDS

Famous last words, or a person’s dying words, can make them immortal – never mind leaving wisdom or a good laugh for the living.

Famous Last WordsWhen I started dyingwords.net I put these on a web page. They’re still there, but I thought it’d make a good blog post. If you have any to offer please comment and I’ll add them to the page. Here goes:

William Somerset Maugham – “Dying is a very dull and dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.”

Errol Flynn – “I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.”

 

Queen Elizabeth I

Queen Elizabeth I

Queen Elizabeth I – “All my possessions for a moment of time.”

Oscar Wilde – “Either that wallpaper goes or I do.”

 

Julius Caesar

Julius Caesar

Julius Caesar – “Et tu, Brute?”

Che Guevara – “I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, Coward. You are only going to kill a man.”

Thomas Edison – “It is very beautiful over there.”

Prophet Mohammed – “Oh Allah. Pardon my sins. Yes, I come.”

 

Todd Beamer

Todd Beamer

Todd Beamer – “Let’s roll.”

Leonardo Da Vinci – “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.”

Karl Marx – “Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.”

Jesus Christ – “It is finished. Father, into your hands I commend my spirit.”

 

Robert Alton Harris

Robert Alton Harris

Robert Alton Harris (California Gas Chamber, 1992) – “You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.”

Francis ‘Two-Gun’ Crowley (Texas Electric Chair, 1931) – “You sons of bitches. Give my love to mother.”

Crowfoot (American Blackfoot Indian Orator) – “What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the winter. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.”

 

George Armstrong Custer

George Armstrong Custer

George Armstrong Custer (Colonel, U.S. 7th Cavalry) – “Holy cow! Look…at all…the fuckin’…Indians.”

What have you got to add?

I’m dying to hear your words.

ELMORE LEONARD – MASTER CRIME WRITER

Story-telling lost a great when Elmore Leonard died.

Elmore Loenard 4Crime, thriller, mystery, and western fans will miss him.

But the literature world won’t.

Or litter-a-ture’ and ‘the members-only club’ as Elmore Leonard called the word-snooterati.

Elmore Leonard didn’t care about awards and hob-nobbery. He wrote about realistic worlds where his fast pace, sharp dialogue, prose-poor, and wrong grammar captivated readers who loved being entertained, escaping, learning, and transporting through his stories – real people who weren’t seeking literary merit.

Elmore Leonard“Most writers don’t write for a living,” he said. “They write for tenure. Or for the New York Times. Or to get invited to conferences. When you write to make the rent or send your kids to school, you learn how to write without a lot of nonsense.”

Elmore Leonard found a no nonsense audience.

His career spanned 60 years and 40 novels – 19 becoming motion pictures and 7 made into TV series. 3:10 To Yuma was his baby. So was Big Bounce and 52-Pickup. Major stars and major producers recognized Elmore Leonard’s simplistic genius.

Part of his genius is that he told both sides of the story. Protagonist and Antagonist.

Elmore LeonardElmore Leonard’s discipline was patience, perseverance, and praising others – he read more than he wrote. He also had 10 rules of writing.

  1.   Never open a book with weather.

  2.   Avoid prologues.

  3.  Never use a verb other than “said” to carry dialogue.

  4.  Never use an adverb to modify the verb “said”…he admonished gravely.

  5.  Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.

  6.  Never use the words “suddenly” or “all hell broke loose.”

  7.  Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.

  8.  Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.

  9.  Don’t go into great detail describing places and things.

  10.  Try to leave out boring parts, the parts that readers tend to skip. 

Then there’s his 11th.

Elmore Leonard 2“Write the book the way it should be written, then give it to somebody to put in the commas and shit.”

RIP Elmore Leonard

Master crime writer and story-telling genius.

 

 

HOW TO AVOID BEING MURDERED BY A SERIAL KILLER

Ever met a serial killer?

Can’t say I have – at least not that I know of.

Highway 16 in Northern BC, Canada

Highway 16 in Northern BC, Canada

But I’ve worked with other police officers who’ve dealt with them and I’ve investigated unsolved homicides that could be the work of a serial killer. (Google Highway Of Tears). I’ve also helped send killers to jail who were possibly caught just before their serial career could start.

So how would you recognize a serial killer if you met one?

Ted Bundy

Ted Bundy

First of all, let’s define a serial killer. According to the FBI’s Behavioral Science Unit, it’s an individual who’s committed three or more homicides segregated by a block of time. A cooling-off period, so to speak. This separates true serial offenders like Ted Bundy, who committed a spaced-apart series of nation-wide killings, from localized spree or mass murderers like the Columbine shooters or bombers like Timothy McVeigh.

Now, let’s dispel a few myths.

Serial Killer 3Serial killers are not common. In fact, they’re exceptionally rare. Less than .01% of murders are classified as serial incidents. A 2012 study by the United Nations Office of Drugs and Crime (UNODC) lists the North American homicide rate as 3.9 per 100,000 in population, so doing the math from a combined populus of 464 million, you’ve got a .00039% chance of being a serial killer victim. It’s also estimated that no more than 300 serial killers are currently active in North America which puts them at .00064% of the population. So, you’ve got better odds of scoring big on the lottery than bumping into a Bundy.

The Green River Killer

The Green River Killer

Serial killers are not dysfunctional, transient loners. Gary Ridgway, Seattle’s Green River Killer, was married, lived in the same house for years, and held a steady job as an automotive painter. BTK murderer Dennis Rader was also married with children, a church leader, and slayed within a small radius of his home in Wichita, Kansas.

Willie Pickton

Willie Pickton

Serial killers are not all insane, nor are they evil geniuses. Vancouver’s Willie Pickton, ran unchecked for years, right under the nose of overlapping police jurisdictions who saw him as a simpleton. Pickton, who butchered 49 women and fed them to his pigs, was no Google Geek but he instinctively stick-handled a skillful interrogation by my colleague Don Adam, one of the RCMP’s best polygraphists.

Son of Sam

Son of Sam

Serial killers are not all about sex. It’s more a control thing. Satisfaction from the power of holding their victim’s life in their hands seems to be the primary motivator. It’s psychological, not material. David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam, and Harold Shipman, the British doctor, are prime examples of power freaks.

Paul Bernando

Paul Bernando

Serial killers are not natural deviants. They’re products of their development from birth to adulthood with a vast assortment of contributing factors. Socio-economic upbringing. Neglect. Sexual and physical abuse. Poor self-esteem and harsh peer influence. Clifford Olson, the Beast of BC who brutally hammer-murdered eleven children, became incorrigible early in his pathetic childhood and Paul Bernardo resulted from an affluent, but highly-dysfunctional, middle-class family. He came of age in his teens.

Karla Holmolka

Karla Holmolka

Serial killers have no gender or racial template. John Wayne Gacy was white. Wayne Williams was black. Richard Ramirez was Hispanic. Charles Ng was Chinese. They’re not all male, either. There’s Karla Holmolka, who assisted Bernardo in raping and murdering other women including her own sister, and Aileen Wuoronos, a particularly nasty piece of work who did in her johns.

Serial Killer 14Serial killers are not a 21st century, western phenomenon. They’ve been in all cultures and over all ages. Australia and the UK have an abnormally high rate of serial killers, while some of the really weird ones come from Belarus, South Africa, and Germany. Not classified as serial killers are genocide-orchestrating, evil-entities like Hitler, Stalin, or Pol Pot. Those guys got others to do their dirty work and are in a class of their own.

Zodiac's Note

Zodiac’s Note

Serial killers do not have a death wish, nor a longing to get caught. Most go to extremes to avoid detection, learning from mistakes, improving their craft, and rarely do they taunt their investigators like the Zodiac Killer of California did. He’s yet to be identified. Same with Jack the Ripper.

Here’s a few things we do know about serial killers.

They are not capable of rehabilitation. By the time they progress to this extremely abhorrent behavior, it’s too late. And who in their right mind would take a chance on releasing one? Life without parole or the death penalty are the only options.

Serial Killer 11Their psychology is complicated. Psychopathy is the common diagnosis, but their kinks in antisocial personality disorders seem to be as unique as their modus operandis. Commonly they’ve a lack of self-control, need immediate gratification, practice predatory behavior, and possess a complete lack of remorse. They can be charming, crafty, spectacularly manipulative, and are pathological liars – not the sort of folks you want inviting you over for dinner, especially a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer. And around puberty, most were cruel to animals, pyromaniacs, and chronic bed-wetters. This is known in forensic psychiatry as the triad.

There’s less and less of them all the time. That’s because of better technological and psychological detection methods resulting in their earlier removal from society. DNA and databanks have been a Godsend in solving multiple offences, especially clearing up cold-cases. There’re better analytical tools like the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Profiling System, ViCAP, the Violent Criminal Apprehension Program, AFIS, the Automated Fingerprint Identification System, and IBIS, the Integrated Ballistic Identification System. Police resources are better trained and have sophisticated case management software, as well as improved inter-jurisdictional communication. And there’s also legislative initiates like Canada’s Dangerous Offenders Act which allows for indefinite incarceration regardless of maximum statutory sentencing requirements. 

We’re fascinated by serial killers.

Why?

Hannibal Lector

Hannibal Lector

Because they tell us about ourselves.

I believe they’re extenuation of folklore monsters that we heard about in kid stories. The bogeyman. The big bad wolf. Trolls under bridges and witches in forests. Jekyll & Hyde. Frankenstein. Dracula. Psycho. And who hasn’t freaked over Hannibal Lector ?

We’re terrified of monsters and horrified by what they can do to us. But deep-down we have an intense curiosity about what makes these monsters tick. It may be a fear that we, ourselves, could become a monster. Or that the stranger two doors down may already be one. Nature has hard-wired our brains to manage our safety through recognizing danger and alerting each other before it happens. We do this through storytelling and we’re all fascinated by good stories. Especially stories about the most dangerous of creatures – serial killers.

So how do you avoid being murdered by a serial killer?

Simple. Don’t do what their victims do.

Serial killers are creatures of habit and opportunity. They go for the easiest, most vulnerable, most disposable prey. Generally, those are women and youths of both sexes in the high-risk lifestyle demographics – sex trade workers, substance abusers, socio-economic outcasts, and free-spirits who travel alone.

The odds of your being murdered – never mind by a serial killer – are astronomically against you.

But you can still decrease those odds by not associating with a charming stranger. 

Royal Canadian Air Force Colonel and Serial Killer Russell Williams.

Royal Canadian Air Force Colonel and Serial Killer Russell Williams.

Knowing who to avoid takes sobriety, life-experience, common sense, and exercising caution when being alone.